2.10.07

I would just like to point out that Ronald and Nancy Reagan were married in Studio City.

1.10.07

Preamble

With the phenomenal success of such scene-blogs as "The Cobrasnake," and "not actually any scene-blogs but "The Cobrasnake'" I feel that while publicizing the fashion sense of an already accepted and smugly arrogant Los Angelean subculture is one of the first steps in the right direction of "cool" since Andy Warhol's factory collective, it severely under-represents a number of other important facets of the up-and-coming "cool," such as "hopeless valley sprawls." The truly "cool" don't work for it. They simply are, and always were. I hope that you remember that for years to come.
I have high hopes that I, too, can bring light to a subculture in need, like Mark the Cobra Snake.

The mountain-adjacent* (as opposed to the downtown underground) lives of deep valley residents are certainly elite and far removed from the lives of others in much the same way that MSTRKRFT's crowd seems not to appear anywhere else. This new ideology is the second photoblogging step in the right direction: Remember, today's lame has always been tomorrow's cool. Furthermore, what could make you more avante-garde and bohemian than living where that no one else lives and no one else wants to live (yet)? The answer is, "experimental noise rock." However, this is not a music blog. It is a scene blog. The music is necessary but secondary to the sensibility. So, we will make a journey towards the deepest realms of urban sprawls, the San Fernando Valley, and other places that you are more for ready than any of the other hipsters--they are two years behind, perpetually. We are the future, along with everything else that appears ordinary today.

P.S.
You may be wondering why I did not explain this blog's title, "Kill Yrself."
I would like to think that it speaks for itself.

*This is not a distinction between the La Crescenta Valley and the San Fernando Valley. It extends to West Hills, North Hills, Canoga Park, Sun Valley, etc. Locations that have no immediately apparent or conceivable reason for anyone but residents to approach, which are literally and physically and noticeably mountain adjacent.